What worries me about this product is that the marketing department feels it’s necessary to qualify that it’s “Real” bacon. Does this mean there are bacon impostors out there right now, devaluing the “Candy of Meats” with shoddy substitutes? I shudder.
Marketing, you should be ashamed of yourself. Now go sit in the corner and write fifty jingles that use the words glaucoma and verisimilitude.