Okay, I get it. Â A cute little kitten dancing across my keyboard (or other appropriate flat space.) Â I’m a sucker for augmented pets. Â I want one.
But why just a cat?
Come on, folks. Â Can’t we dig a little deeper into the black sticky vat of emotions?
Why can’t we have a pet Banker to poke and kick and make it beg for money before we flick it off the desk into the trashcan? Â Or a little Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to march around the table and then catapult into oblivion from our spoons?
Why must we tickle my cute reflex?  I have darker, baser needs that must be sated.
Until then, I’ll have an iKat. (meow)
